Work Intimacy I don't get paid enough for this - FML

I don't get paid enough for this

Anonymous - 05/10/2010 09:41 - United States

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

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Nice guy

Anonymous - 24/03/2021 04:00 - Canada - Baddeck

Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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Dude, WTF?

truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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creepedouthostess - 17/06/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML

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ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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Is this why they hate millennials? Because we won't date them?

Graverobber - 23/11/2018 14:00

Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML

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D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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Lola - 26/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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Pancakegirl - 18/06/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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schwancy 2

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:05

Not even sweats can hide all that sexy!

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 5 October 2010 16:08

Here's one reason to quit smoking that you probably never thought of up until now. The list is apparently never-ending.

pancake_mixx 9

Tuesday 5 October 2010 22:45

Smoke break. YDI. Smoking kills, btw.

dannyswin 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:32

how is this an FML?!? if u look hot in sweats that's something to be proud of!!!

Lilllly_1316 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:47

Maybe you just look that slutty

bonezowns 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 23:59

you shoulda said $500 an hour, then when he pays for the first time smart the money and his car keys and RUN!

DanielleSaysHell 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 1:12

ha. FYL. that suckks.

Taconuggets 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 1:24

Daaaamn. That's ****** up.

bri_random 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 1:42

free dinner and a lay?!?! you're crazy for passing up a great opportunity like that. we're in a recession, you take what you can get. :)

maddmann 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 3:09

very nice.

maddmann 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 3:09

very nice.

_vicky_luv 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 6:07

ddaayyyuuummm!

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Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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