How I feel at the kid's table By Lewis - 19/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris But mooooom! I'm a grown man! I agree, your life sucks 276 You deserved it 59 Share Tweet Share
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Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 438 You deserved it 5 100
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 158 You deserved it 11 461
Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 039 You deserved it 3 276
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 147 You deserved it 3 199
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 986 You deserved it 3 321
Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 567 You deserved it 4 584
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 680 You deserved it 1 687
Are his/her legs crossed?