Golden slumbers

Monkey - - United States

Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML
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RODEOqueen 0

Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

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3mi1y_ 16

Take him/her outside next time :)

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FadeToBlack95 0

I love English bulldogs. they're always snoring which is funny. they're really lazy too. fits my family. I have 2 bulldogs!!!

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atomicwedgie4u 0

I've never seen a bulldog able to jump up on a bed so ydi for sleeping on his floor.

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Mira Lux 26

My bully learned how to jump on beds a long time ago. Although sleeping on the floor sounds more like it haha.

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TOL_fml 6

That's so cute,but gross,but cute! I love bulldogs and their big wrinkly, droopy faces...reminds me of my mom. Lmao jkjk hahaha I crack myself up!!!!

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voony 0

what's with the FML? he gav u a morning call =D

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yaysmile 0

Sorry OP, but its way better to be pissed off than to be pissed on

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h3adsh0t 2

he probably woke up staring directly at the dog's ass

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onnielief 4

So instead of sleeping in next time get to work on house breaking your dog. YDI

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