Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk, Toilet Teenagers Drunk twats in the toilet alert

Drunk twats in the toilet alert

PublicToiletEspionage - 21/05/2009 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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Anonymoose - 19/08/2016 20:06

Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML

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Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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Anonymous - 04/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Newport

Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML

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missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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jarofarts 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:05

wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.

Rooney101 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:02

Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'

Ubruntu 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:14

I'm having trouble picturing this scenario properly. Were the girls drinking pee out of toilets?

Sopa2010 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 4:39

I hope you're not serious lol

Zoa_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:21

And then you immediately called the cops right?

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:22

lol what? I'm hoping that was a joke 12

effyoubitch 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:09

15-cutest dog ever!

morgann_believee 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:19

I like your dog. (:

scorpioserpent 1

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:24

wtf? they had no right to do that. I hope you got them in trouble.

EffMyLyf 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:24

I would of grabbed their phones and smashed them or flushed them down the toilet, then called the cops and blocked the bathroom door until they get there.

Tehalon 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:25

Maybe you should google for peeing women in public bathrooms to see if your pics pop up anywhere. I would've asked em to pass the bottle, join in on the fun!

EMTchic 14

Friday 21 December 2012 16:04

Your picture is slightly ironic for this FML...

Always4tehlolz 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:31

That's just wrong, why would they think taking pictures of someone taking a piss was a good idea? I agree with 17, smash their phones and call the cops, that's just straight up nasty on their part.

ThatDarnBandit 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:39

You can press charges for this, send them to jail.

raged_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:41

wtf who gets drunk in a public restroom loool

necromancerlord 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:43

You should have volunteered to take their photos while they pissed on their mobiles, then quickly upload them to their facebook profiles using their phones. Would have served the perverted bitches right for everyone they know to see that.