Intimacy: Dinosaur kink

Dinosaur kink

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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Creepypasta time

By Anonymous - 12/09/2023 20:00

Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 06:00

Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML

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Stiched up

By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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THEMTCHELL 0

Monday 29 November 2010 19:16

so u don't like my drawings.....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 29 November 2010 19:04

They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?

Comments

smallsmerry 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:46

I have a dinosaur skin purse. haha

DeathShad0 1

Monday 29 November 2010 22:56

Put it on 4chan and you'll have a whole new wave of weird fetishes popping up.

0opsie 6

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:25

hahaha, "new".

levin1983 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:55

WTF your parents doing in your purse anyway? they sound like assholes

Mebekatya 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:38

I love dinosaurs...now the idea of combining them with my love s&m has got me titillated.

KittyMack 13

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:54

Seriously, I think you have a very unusual stalker. And even garden-variety stalkers aren't so great. What was the message the "artist" was trying to send? Does he/she have fantasies where you're a Dino Girl? Does it resemble you in any way? You'd better make sure this was a prank before you go on any long walks alone.

ThatsAfurry 9

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:01

maybe your just a better artist in your sleep, lol scalies

Bman54 19

Tuesday 30 November 2010 3:19

I swear I just saw a drawing like this from Naked Gun 2 1/2. Mighty suspicious....

Emileerzz 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 4:30

Wtf that's creepy.

persimmon 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:43

'freak'? that word doesn't even mean anything these days

KylaaKatastrophe 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:06

I'm sorry, OP. I didn't want MY parents to see them. So, blackmail seemed to be the way to go. Better you the freak then me, eh? On a side note, did you like the one I labeled: When Two Dinosaurs Love Each Other? It's my favorite.