Crisis Averted By FML Videos - 16/09/2018 23:59 Problem Solving 101 I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 109 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 39 062 You deserved it 8 990
Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML I agree, your life sucks 761 You deserved it 135
Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML I agree, your life sucks 668 You deserved it 2 200
Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that same moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart loose, and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1 700 You deserved it 590
Today, I was invited to my ten year high school reunion. I refuse to go because I’ll stick out like a sore thumb. All the girls I grew up with will be there with their husbands, while I’m a single loser who can’t get a man to save her life. FML I agree, your life sucks 925 You deserved it 316
Today, I had a chest X-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 130 You deserved it 2 476
That’s basically me, when I’m asked, “You want some nookie?”