Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

fries - - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boyfriend announced to me he was sleeping with another girl via alphabet soup. FML
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saba_ajira 29

Well that's a creative way to get the message across...

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XlDeathshadowXl 13

I hope you left him a good note saying he's single in alphabet soup too. Sorry op :(

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Sophie_Hart 9

How did he even get enough letters?

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RedPillSucks 31

The girls had short names.

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BreadmanToaster 5

Слежка полкам молвит воспользоваться водам?

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andfyourstoo 15

I rather hope you stuck the letters where the sun doesn't shine OP.

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carelessxdanger 9

i hope you told him how you felt via fist to face.

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conqueror57 11

How do you have sex by way of soup??

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John_in_Oz 12

You do know that just because his alphabet soup had the letters 'Jo', it doesn't mean he was confessing to having had an affair with someone by that name, right?

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Epikouros 31

You're right, Jo could have been short for John in Oz.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, but he used no punctuation.

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