Embarrassing, Awkward, Clumsy Work Cool moves dude

Damn, I'd hate to see you workin' it in the club. You'd be beating people up while you moved & bumped. Lmao you're new favorite songs should be shakira's 'my hips don't lie'

trellz17 19

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:18

They do that in movies?

bms1996 12

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:23

it works for me :)

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:02

Congrats?

angryoriental 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:25

That'll happen when your ass is bigger than the desk....

cherryleaf23 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:08

LOL nice! I favorited that one, thanks for the laugh! ^^

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:10

wanna side of epic with that fail?

otakuchica 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:49

Like in the movies? Really? YDI

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Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

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Today, I was outside carving pumpkins with my kids in the grass in my apartments. This rabid Karen starting screaming about the mess we were making. First of all, we were putting the pulp in a bag; second, she lets her dog bark all night and never cleans up it’s shit whenever it goes on our property. FML

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Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML

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