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notacreeper -

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was, "Does she know?" FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Do you need some ointment for that burn? Your response could have been... Well, you're going to be a grandma in too weeks, so I guess she does know.

some_girl9 8
Beni84 1

of course I'm reading this ;-)

YDI for having a mom that answers statements.

qwerty1990 0

it's your fault for putting that doubt in her mind

CurrentlyUnknown 0

My mom asked me that same thing. When I was in the second grade.

nah, she's still recovering from the roofies.

lmao best response I've heard yet two thumbs up

have you had a few restraining orders