Burglary [gone sexual]
Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States
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Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States
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Great timing
alo1434 - - United States
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Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland
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I have never heard anything so awkward... bahahahahahahaha !!!
lol hilarious
Goodness, doesn't ANYONE respect a good wank anymore? :P
burglars cum and burglars go
BeastNerd
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ROFL ^^ :D.
bella789
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hahaha so true (;
you_freak
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Did this FML have a happy ending?
more like a happy tissue
WhiiT3TiGeR
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Your puns and "jokes" are making me cry just stop. Please do it for society.
I agree with 2, shoot em in the face with **** then your penis will be a hero!
So... did you finish?
maybe they wanted to rob your sperm ;)
Then stuff it back in your pants, fool! xP
you could used ur sticky hands to climb up and stick to the roof so they wouldn't see yah
Ctwebsyter
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...and thus 'Spiderman' was born.
Kyto7884
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.... LOL!!!!! LMAO xD
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haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face
Haha! Did they join you?