Brutally honest

Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
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G0DL1K3D3V1L 0

Wow, that's harsh. I hope him sleeping with your sister was before you two got together. But based on the FML, perhaps not.

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RebecaD 0

Agreed with #12, Go **** his brother, if he doesn't have, his best friend and even do worse, do it on his room! Revenge sometimes is the solution

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bigcrazymike 6

PWNT! and I also slept with your sister.

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Dynoblaze 1

what he should have said to your mom is "not as good as her sister, but can I **** you and where her sister got those bedroom skills?"

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eatyurbrains 0

What happened when he woke up? After he said that I would have punched him the face.

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Mcknight_fml 0

at least ur not dating an idiot anymore so be happy and screw his brother

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FYLFTW 0

You aren't as good as your sister, but your sister is nothing compared to your mom. Damn, what a fine piece she is.

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Foamy980 0

I'd drop his ass like a rock. And drop kick my sister If she did that to me.

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MizuWolf 3

I would probably be to upset and killing them if that happened.

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