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Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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Bye bye loser

Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Tiny Tim

hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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Dumbass

O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Busted

Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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Considerate

BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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Skittlesbaby 7

Monday 11 April 2011 22:30

poke holes in them

xxaybaybayxx 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:28

what a douchebag.

courttpaiige 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 3:33

what a ******* douche bag is right.. hunny i would dump his ass.

Dxxpy 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:27

yes holes elf b funny

Alexandria928 0

Friday 15 April 2011 3:32

dick.

FamiliarStranger 2

Monday 18 April 2011 4:41

That guy is a hero.

jcole1997 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:38

HAHAHA sucks for you, either you suck in bed, or are really ugly, my guess is both. The guy is a hero.

twilgirl 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:24

glue them to his car the a**!!!

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:57

Wow. It doesn't get much lower than that. You need the three C's. Change your locks, Confront his cheating ass, and cut that loser from your life forever.