Booksmart

By hfksorws - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 830
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What? That's like taking a kid to a toy store, looking around, then leaving because the kid has too many toys. Why bother going in the first place? I'll never understand parents these days...

I'm sorry, but.....excuse me? In order of your points, sir or madam: 1) Excessive reading damages your eyesight .....Only if the light you're reading by is bad. 2) Reading does NOT increase your intelligence, it makes you better at reading and nothing else. Compare this to the fact that recent studies have shown that playing computer games will improve your coordination and reaction skills. What's a better improvement? This depends to a certain degree on the book, but certainly there are boatloads of volumes out there that can teach you valuable skills of various types, from cooking to astro-physics, and those that fall under the heading of 'novel' can produce interesting questions of various kinds, such as the nature of good and evil or how a person fits into their society. Older books give us windows into the past, modern ones give insight into our current mindset. As for the coordination provided by video games, honestly, what are the odds that a person will ever be really able to put that to use as a working force in their lives? Sure it's nice to be able to catch a thrown object or something that fell off a table, but barring the precious few people who make it in the word of sports you cannot make a living that way. The one possible exception is that of surgeons who perform laproscopic procedures, which require them to be able to coordinate their hands and the laproscope. Guess how I knew that? I read medical journals amongst other things. Oh the irony is rich tonight. 3) Choosing to read instead of socializing will simply make you dumber and more depressed over time. Socializing works your brain like nothing else, and is the most important factor in long term happiness. GET OUT MORE. Well then why is it that the acknowledged queen of socializing, the cheerleader, is dumb as a sack of hammers and is likely to achieve precious little while the geek hiding in the corner with the book might win the next Nobel Peace Prize? The fact of the matter is that socializing is good, but reading trumps it by a long shot.

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What? That's like taking a kid to a toy store, looking around, then leaving because the kid has too many toys. Why bother going in the first place? I'll never understand parents these days...

sourgirl101 28

Excellent point. However, perhaps that dad was shopping for himself and Junior was just tagging along.

I dunno...if father darling has the mindset of 'you have too many books' I have very high doubts he was there for a book himself. Unless magazines count. Fuhohoho... NOW I'm just being mean!

like_its_ya_bday 0

lol same thing happened to me. it's not an fml tho...

I don't see how this is an fml at all I just don't know how this is even a... ah... I DONT KNOW!!

teamholcombe 0

Women shouldn't be reading, unless it's a recipe book.

are you a ******, every one of ur comments u are always paying out girls. u know, its sexist assholes like you who will never get laid.

teamholcombe 0

What did you reply that had to be moderated??

seriously? some fmls are so stupid. FYL for not having money to buy it yourself

buy the book yourself with your own money or go to the library and check the book out there.

I don't think she felt the real issue was that he wouldn't buy the book for her, but that he didn't want her to read...? Either way, this isn't really an FML.