Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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Megab_fml 0

Im so sorry hun! that sucks :( happy birthday though! :)

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newzealander_fml 0

yeah i agree that cheaters dont deserve to get the ring back. sell it and use the money to go on a vacation with a better friend

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lazylacey 0

I'm so glad my best friend is a guy.... I don't have to worry about him sleeping with my future fiance. lol. anywayss she obviously wasn't ur best friend. happyyyyyybday!

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jal_8_jal 0

awwwwwww! Happy Birthday! Pffft, don't give the ring back! Sell it! He gave it to you, do what you will. If it's any condolence, at least u've got a sweet dentist

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all4jjl 0

Happy Birthday....DO NOT GIVE THE RING BACK

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krazyguamgurl671 0

so sorry!! you deserve so much better hun!!! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

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ad_infinitum 0

#7: ditto. Happy belated birthday! :)

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tko 0

shame you have to give the ring back (legally)

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forallitsworth 0

I'm so sorry that happened to you. Hands down @ #7, go pawn it or something, don't give it back. And that ***** and asshole deserve each other. You're lucky the wedding didn't fall through. Last but definitely not least...Happy birthday

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