ACAB, Cops Miscellaneous Bad boys, bad boys

Bad boys, bad boys

anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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At last!

thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

iLoveBoobies21 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:10

ahh what a hardass for being on cops. :D

mygreenhoodie 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:11

you say this like it's a bad thing

skyttlz 32

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:11

bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you..

SandraYvette 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:12

INfamous :)

ThorneCrossed 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:15

maybe you can do a family thing on that show.

meggieh815 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:16

What's with all the FMLs about the show cops??

Ghostkiller12345 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:17

**** the 1 that thumbed me down on my previous comment :'( :P

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Thursday 23 June 2011 19:19

LOL

mhinaj 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:21

lol

hailey18 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:21

lmfao! that just made my day!!

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Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

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Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

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Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Today, I worked with a sweet old lady. She refused to cook most of the food on the menu, and the food she did cook was super oily. When she received complaints about it, she blamed me for not draining the oil. When the customer defended me, she then told the customer it was her job to drain the oil. FML

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