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Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

ICATiger 13

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:18

Play Jay-Zs "99 problems"

baronsmommy 14

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:11

At least he's playing pre crack Whitney

katie_vdg 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:07

Wonder how he feels now that Whitney Houston died :( so sad

PrimeStarscream 30

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:11

IRONY: Whitney died today.

bryan788 29

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:12

wow great timing

juicydior 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:12

What an irony. RIP Whitney.

shellbi 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:14

Rip for her and I'm sorry for him :/

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 16 February 2023 2:02

Ruin it by singing along, except start replacing the words with your own lyrics. Weird Al that shit!

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Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML

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Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML

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Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

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Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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