A blessing and a curse

By yarenis - 24/12/2013 10:45 - United States - Gardner

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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FellowYellow 10

Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!

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DocBastard 38

I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".

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pwnman 33

At least your name isn't lillypad.

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szymonrules 10

Just Remember, Uranus, don't you know my ass if famous!? :)

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Mackay92 14

I'm sorry but am Scottish and every time i try to pronounce it...It sounds like you're anus

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melbrook10 1

I lived down the street from a family for a long time and I kid you not their last name was Hogg and they had a son and a daughter. The boys name was Ima and the girls name was Shea making them Ima Hogg and Shea Hogg. Those poor kids were so picked on.

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jefrey 9

great, my next son"s name will be yarepenees... pronunce JA RAP ENEEES = your penis

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1R1X0X0 10

I think it's time to think of a fancy nickname for yourself. Good luck! :)

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krutik123 3

I feel the pain man. My name is krutik, but people sometimes say it "kru-dick". Some say it on purpose, others say it on accident. Luckily people gave me a bunch of nicknames but theres a immature kid in my class that still calls me krudick and on purpose

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Ki11erC 18

Phonetically it makes sense they call you that. Not sure why you are confused about why they would, unless you've explained it already.

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dreadbeat69 12

Just pretend they are saying it like "Uranus"

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