jalapenos99 - 02/04/2009 00:36 - United States Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML 33 628 54 903
Blown job Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML 63 973 339 349