avenuemb

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

0
Comments

177
Visits

49
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Avenuemb

Not specified

Avenuemb - Followers

Avenuemb - Followed

Avenuemb's page visits

lovers5201

BrigitteKo...

Fucked!

Avenuemb's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Avenuemb's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:17 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

agreeclassic 44 877

vote type 1 6 404

By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

agreeclassic 34 724

vote type 1 9 803

Poetry in politics

By blondie101 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

agreeclassic 13 994

vote type 1 100 483

Do it again!

By immy504 - 30/11/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled, "NINJA WAITRESS!" Everyone at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

agreeclassic 41 329

vote type 1 5 942

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

agreeclassic 46 478

vote type 1 6 436