JackedUpOnMtnDew

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I like to Dance(: I mostly dance hip hop. Im not into Ballet or anything like that. I like to Read! Call me lame but i love reading books. John Grisham is my favorite author and i have a goal to read all of his books I like to play/watch Basketball! My favorite college team is Texas of course! Woo! GO LONGHORNS(: and for pro's.. either the mavericks or spurs! I like Mac N' Cheese(: lol and Sushi! Yummm. I like to listen to Hip Hop/Rap/pop/rock/(sometimes)country Music! i can pretty much listen to any kind of music.. besides screamo. And My biggest pet peeve: People promising to do something but then making up stupid excuses to get out of it. Oh and people snapping, whistling, clapping(etc.) to get another persons attention.. like they're a dog or something.

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By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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By embaressed - 20/09/2010 02:13 - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

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By tickyette - 14/09/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By nu_ravers_101 - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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