never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML 39 750 2 855
Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML 56 133 4 923