Survive2Die

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

168
Visits

61
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Survive2die

Not specified

Survive2die - Followers

Survive2die - Followed

Survive2die's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Survive2die's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Survive2die's favorite FMLs

Lonely days

By beckbr - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response, "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

agreeclassic 18 402

vote type 1 29 987

By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

agreeclassic 35 556

vote type 1 3 997

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

agreeclassic 46 779

vote type 1 3 765

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

agreeclassic 58 911

vote type 1 4 911

By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

agreeclassic 41 786

vote type 1 13 806