eLmo97

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

5
Comments

512
Visits

6
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Elmo97

Not specified

Elmo97 - Followers

Elmo97 - Followed

Elmo97's page visits

lovers5201

feven

strength41...

Fucked!

Elmo97's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Elmo97's favorite FMLs

By painfulintercourse - 22/11/2010 19:36 - Canada

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

agreeclassic 39 665

vote type 1 8 401

By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

agreeclassic 20 143

vote type 1 44 021

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

agreeclassic 38 645

vote type 1 8 147

By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

agreeclassic 39 987

vote type 1 26 110

Freaky

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

agreeclassic 46 977

vote type 1 5 025