By Severus_Snape_ - 20/09/2015 07:11 - United States - Los Angeles
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Shitty customers
By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood
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By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage
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By Cheese luv - 21/09/2016 16:55 - Australia - Watson
By ltwlty - 20/09/2016 07:07 - China - Beijing
By Lissa - 14/09/2016 00:00 - United States - Baldwin
By el_Jeffe_D - 11/09/2016 16:05 - United States - Salt Lake City
By librarian - 13/10/2017 11:59
Christie Clarke tells us more.
OP here. Didn't think this would get published, but here we are. For background context, I work in a public library and it was a term job on top of my permanent position that went from March to November 2017. It has good pay and good hours so I desperately want to keep it, but I have to reapply. Also anyone else can apply for it too, so I have to ace the interview. My permanent position, on the other hand, is under 20 hours biweekly at a little above minimum wage; not something I can live off of, but at least I'll have that and can look for another job if I have to. Thanks for the positive feedback :)
By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 25/07/2016 21:28 - United States - Spokane
By swervelol - 04/07/2016 19:16 - United States - Milwaukee
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Lmao op here! I didn't think this would actually get posted! Here's the follow up. I'm 17 and my brother just moved back home from Minnesota so he doesn't have a whole lot of friends here. My brother and I get along great I just thought it was funny that my mom didn't want my brother to feel left out so she makes me bring him with when I want to go hang out with my friends. It's pretty awkward for my friends and I but I don't mind as long as my mom doesn't expect me to start bringing him with me everywhere. He's 26 not 11!
Can't wait for the next time
By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00
"Nice guy"
By missseloit3 - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Dediti - 14/06/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom - Luton
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Hey guys: OP here. You're probably right to a degree about it being my issue. I'm not the most confident, I gained a lot of weight and I was hospitalised 2 days before the wedding so I was pretty ill. On the other side of the coin the photographers insisted on some outside photos and it was raining that misty rain... so my hair and makeup were ruined. The photos are all very natural and taken as you see them, not much in the way of editing so flaws are there for all to see. The girls were lovely and I've seen some of their other work and it was stunning. I guess maybe I don't have a flattering angle! Some of my guests candids were alright so I'll use those.
By justinkoch - 09/06/2016 16:33 - Canada - Moose Jaw
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For those who are wondering I didn't throw a party not only because my parents did not want me too, but because my friends are destructive when they drink and have you ever seen a party with out alcohol I also kept the hose clean so that hopefully they would trust me and I could throw a party in the future
Quickie
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By cass - 10/05/2016 18:37 - United States
Flashback
By BloodyButUnbowed - 24/11/2019 03:00
The customer is always an ass
By zanaruka - 19/05/2020 05:00
Bad omen
By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha
NSFW, NSFL
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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30
Nosebleed
By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00
By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30
Thanks for the miracle
By howinthenameofholyfuck?! - 16/07/2020 17:01
Great surprise
By Deployed - 07/12/2019 14:00 - United States - San Diego
By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes
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Wow, this is the first time one of my FMLs have been accepted! I googled whatever was happening on my arm, and I think 26 may or may not be right. According to the internet, if should go away in a few days, and it was a spider bite. But ever since I was a kid, I've always attracted some weird bug bites, but this has never happened to me before. Unfortunately, I am the type of person that will twist my wrist and still just say that I'm fine. Like that time where I threw up twice when I was 11 years old and still insisted that I was well enough to go to school, only to be sent back home when I threw up again. I applied some type of cream thing on the bite, and it has gotten better. It'll probably go away in a few days. Hopefully.