By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune
The Top
By VisceralWolf - 26/01/2016 06:35 - United States - Fairborn
VisceralWolf tells us more.
Early warning
By Hoover - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Sleep_lover654 - 07/01/2016 06:46 - United States - Tempe
Sleep_lover654 tells us more.
First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.
By Anonymous - 22/02/2017 20:00 - Canada - Westerose
Paranoia
By BoohooBouquet - 19/03/2017 14:00
My name is Pica…
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By NotTHATbad - 19/11/2016 17:26
Nice to put a face to the screaming!
By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga
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By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00
Life imitates life
By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes
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Love Hurts
By Anonymous - 30/08/2017 03:29 - United Kingdom
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By codizzy - 18/08/2016 22:05
John Tucker would've known what to do.
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Thief
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By NordicNathan - 14/03/2016 04:49 - Canada - Burlington
NordicNathan tells us more.
Hey, I'm the author of the FML. So to clarify I just turned 16, she just turned 17 and is in the 12th grade. I've had my doubts about our relationship for a while because of how incompatible we are as people, but her talking about what she wants to name our kids and how cute they will be was kind of the last straw for me. She said "I love you" after our second time seeing each other and after she had already cheated on me, so I definitely hear all the comments about telling her my concerns and/or breaking up with her. But she cries at the drop of a hat and is what I would consider emotionally unstable, this is also the reason I didn't break up with her after she cheated on me. I wasn't raised to make people cry so I tried to be understanding in the situation. She is so bad that she is still crying about her previous boyfriend while telling me that I'm the best boyfriend ever. So I don't know how to break it to her without crushing her. Any ideas?
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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane
Customers from hell
By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah
By sammylynnp - 07/01/2016 05:39 - United States - Kenosha
sammylynnp tells us more.
OP here: Yes he was breastfed for about 5 months. Due to unfortunate medical problems, we had to switch completely to formula. His brother, however, is currently breastfeeding. At 4 years old, he has lots of questions and I try to answer them all as honestly as I can. I in NOW WAY judge people about formula feeding. As long as the baby is happy and healthy, do what you do, which I've also tried to teach him.
Front line workers
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto
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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany
Keywords
OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.