By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States
The Top
The struggle
By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
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By chewsef - 09/08/2016 03:22 - United States - Concord
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By TheVagabond_SRG - 02/08/2016 06:46 - United States - Grand Prairie
Maintenance
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Whoops
By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada
Zaps you dead
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By thegirlwiththedumbassbf - 23/03/2016 22:58 - United States - Camarillo
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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson
Not so sly...
By rubberduck_of_doom - 20/02/2018 16:55 - Austria - Innsbruck
rubberduck_of_doom tells us more.
OP here! OMG I saw this FML and that it was from Austria and then I thought hey I'm from Austria too. Then I read the FML and thought HEY THAT'S MINE!! AND IT WAS =D.. I'M so happy =D... Just a couple of things to clarify (since 200 characters aren't nearly enough XD ): This actually happened a couple of month ago. I was on a flight home from Lima. There was this super hot flight attendant on the plane and I was ogling him everytime he passed. During the first 2 hours of the flight I felt perfectly fine and had no troubles. Then the food came and it was delicious but a couple of minutes after they cleaned up the trays I started feeling extremely nauseous. Now I travel a lot and have been on plenty of flights so far and this never happened to me before. Anyways, once I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it back I calmly got up and walked to the bathroom since I didn't want to make a fuss. Once I got there I was violently sick into the toilet. I had stomach cramps like you wouldn't believe. It hurt so much and I had no idea what was going on... After I was done I cleaned everything up as best I could and washed up as to not arouse any suspicion. I didn't look too bad (I thought) and left the bathroom, proud of myslef that nobody noticed. However as soon as I opened the door the hot flight attendant was standing there in front of the door and gave me a glass of water. Then he looked at me pityingly and asked me if I wanted some coke. I just nodded embarrased and he gave it to me. XD... I was sick like 6 more times on that flight and had cramps all the way to Paris (where I changed planes). To this day I do not know what happened to me on that flight and it hasn't happend since and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen again because this was a horrible experience. Sorry for the giant post but I always want to know the backstory behind FML's so I thought you might too ;) Thanks for all the encouraging words btw ;)
By Odds in my favour - 14/03/2018 15:00
Friendzone 2.0
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By Lexyy17 - 28/05/2016 02:43 - Canada - Lynn Lake
Lexyy17 tells us more.
Just putting this out there, but I never met the girl. I live in another province.. the drive takes over 30 hours one way. My friend and I only ever chatted online due to the distance and I've been happily married for the last 3 years, been with my husband for 6 so really she had nothing to worry about.
By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30
Pops
By Squid - 21/02/2017 07:00 - Canada - Parksville
Stuck in the middle
By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 10:41
Noxian tells us more.
OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?
By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00
Listen up
By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa
By butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang
Sexy moves
By what sex life? - 02/08/2016 06:26 - United States - Nashville
By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00
Keywords
OP here....I'm getting hammered on this one as I expected. Waiting on a electrician as we speak.