Work, Swimming pool and Kids: You swam into that one - FML

You swam into that one

By ugh.. - 09/08/2009 15:27 - United States

Today, while working at my lifeguard job, I noticed a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistled at her and yelled, "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removed her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

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caancoha 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:23

Well, you went out on a limb.

lab2lb 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:11

i hope you kept an eye on her. i would not have fun trying to swim with one leg. poor girl. FML has turned into FAUX PAS CITY

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Shadow9876 19

Monday 28 March 2016 20:14

You couldn't have known, you didn't deserve it.

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