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You OK in there?

Bes - 14/06/2009 15:54 - Canada

Today, at school, I was trying to pee in the stall, but I couldn't. I repeatedly pushed my bladder. Unfortunately, I didn't realize a number of things. My stall was open, I made noises from frustration, and I looked like I was jacking off. When I gave up, somebody clapped and yelled, "FINALLY!" FML

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Oh Gnooooo - 16/03/2025 21:00 - United States

Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML

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Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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Unistudent - 30/01/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I mustered up the courage to take a dump in a public toilet so I went to the disabled toilet in our university library. I did my thing, the flush didn't work, I pulled the red string thinking it would do something and a buzzer started ringing throughout the whole university. FML

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Mystery unwanted gift

Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Bathroom break

Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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Get it on

WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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lilacwords 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Wow... why would you not close the stall?

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:06

Don't push, that never helps. You sound like a guy. Why were you in the stall?? And why were you making noises in a public restroom? Why was your door open? So many questions. So much YDI. Wtf with your bladder, though. Maybe you have a blockage in there.

Bigblackbunny 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:29

#50 - Yup, but it still works. Try it if you wish. -10 points for failing basic physics.

crappyday09 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:35

What is up with people saying they had school today? its ******* sunday!

rachiebpp 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:38

sooo...you are saying you have school on Sundays? o...k..

illeyad 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:41

this is fake, it makes no sense who goes to the washroom and leaves the stall door open and fails to notice? This is fake

mr_kurtz 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:42

You have a weird penis

SpittingVenom 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:44

36- hahaha true.

Bigblackbunny 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:46

I leave the stall door open if I just need to take a piss. If all the urinals are full, I just go to a stall. Its basically the same thing, but its on the ground instead of the wall.

mr_kurtz 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:49

I like to pee with my friends at the same time and have sword fights!

shananigans 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:49

Wow, some of you people really need to use common sense... He was taking a piss, #49 and whoever else said the same thing, meaning he was most likely standing up facing the toilet, NOT sitting down facing the door. If he hadn't latched it properly by accident, the door could easily have swung open behind him without him realizing it.