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Y'all need Jesus

TNDriver - 16/07/2013 13:12 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML

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Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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Move!

Kevin - 29/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML

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Noooooooo!

please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Overreach

VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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AmberKCole - - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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Force of habit

Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:02

You can never win with those bumper stickers.

Micayla 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:03

And this is why I hate people.

johnkocache 2

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:15

yeah, a lot of us saw that on a movie too.

joopjoop 19

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:50

maybe she has alzheimers and forgot about her bumper sticker

Dame84 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:40

Too funny.

TcheQ 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:34

This is the kind of people in your religion? Nice.

jkjorn 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:47

YDI for letting a bumper sticker tell you what to do.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:36

That lady is a True Christian. *sniff*

ryguy788 1

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:32

It's your fault for being a Christian.

Straynachos32 2

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:01

Her and Jesus must really be tight...

hollywoodt1ts 15

Thursday 18 July 2013 20:39

The old broad is senile. Probably doesn't even remember she put that bumper sticker there. FYL, OP

BEButterfly 13

Friday 19 July 2013 6:49

Hence this is the reason I never put bumper stickers on my car!

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