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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

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****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

kellster 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:32

How can you have a crush on him when you clearly don't know him very well (and vice-versa, alas)? Maybe you should try getting to know him first. I find it often solves my crushes, lol.

PureGold 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:55

Why did he accept your friend request if he does know you? Please find someone else to crush on :/

ProZilver 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:01

seriously.... WHO THE **** ARE YOU?

mandyibabyix3 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:20

what i don't get is how can you have a "crush" on someone who doesn't know who you are.. that must mean you have never talked to this person. YDI

sweetkisses04 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:30

you had to muster up the courage to VIRTUALLY comment on someone's picture via facebook?? you're pathetic.

Cittenscollar 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:32

Hahahaha. Owned.

felicia123 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:46

I've totally gone through most of highschool having this mad crush on a guy and he had no idea what my name was unitl after we graduated. We spoke maybe once or twice, but I liked him for 6 years! It's just... the silly things we do when we're young. Sometimes we even think we're in love, stupid as it sounds. Also, I have facebook friends who I have no idea who they are, we just share mutual friends, or we met once at a party, but that's about it. Anyway, that sucks. But he is an asshole.