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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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sniper4613 13

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:30

She just wanted the seat for herself

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:31

that girl should get over herself

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10showgirl 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:15

What exactly is a withering glare?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 5 October 2013 23:11

Did you make it on time?

Loboman 6

Saturday 5 October 2013 23:12

I intentionally stare at breasts. That is why women show them off.

redmnky21 8

Sunday 6 October 2013 7:25

OH no !!! complete strangers you'll probably never see again glared at you... how horrible

Waspinator1998 21

Monday 7 October 2013 6:27

That's when you look at her, snarl, and say (no matter how hot she is)- "Don't flatter yourself."

Anyb0dyTh 8

Monday 7 October 2013 17:25

She was definitely wrong. But the main goal is to get to work. Why didn't you defend yourself?

jessejamesc 8

Monday 7 October 2013 17:28

b*** shouldn't have been wearing a shirt you can look down if she didn't want people looking down it.

Duskitty 14

Monday 7 October 2013 20:10

What a selfish bitch. I'm sorry, OP.

SnuWolf 15

Tuesday 8 October 2013 9:45

Shit I broke my screen. Ignore this. I can't access the cancel button.

Knighthawk876 2

Thursday 10 October 2013 7:34

I bet she was ugly and wanted the attention.

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