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WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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sparda4355 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:15

"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool" There my friend was your first problem...

WickedAwsum 0

Friday 15 May 2009 16:10

Oh my god, that's funny. This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.

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B00_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:58

You are a complete, blithering idiot to not notice something like that.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Friday 15 May 2009 19:13

O_O

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:34

You must have been carrying a suitcase full of feathers?

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:40

Lmao YDI

NoBounceNoPlay 0

Friday 15 May 2009 19:43

Favorite'd.

strawberryy_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:09

lmao. wow

j_buggy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:11

lol you must have felt really really strong for a moment there

Roddsy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:26

LOLL.. how did you not notice?? XD ;o

pernicious_pink 12

Friday 15 May 2009 21:08

LMAO! That's hilarious!!

Julle_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:23

#6 is brilliant! :)

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