Cars, Accident, Ironic and Transportation: Wreckless Eric

Wreckless Eric

By pgmonster - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2015 17:34

It's not your fault, the man clearly jinxed you! I mean you had a perfect track record before he brought it up!

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He should have knocked on wood.

Comments

Nightmare_Prince 4

Sunday 24 May 2015 9:27

Sounds like your boss jinxed you.

wfacsc 13

Wednesday 27 May 2015 22:51

At least you'll fit in better with your co-workers :). #brightside

mylife29 4

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:47

Oh the irony

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