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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
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Demonfish 14

Of course the police can't find him; he's a ninja!

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meg1124 6

Perhaps they are testing you and waiting to see when you crack?

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bumblebri4evah 0

Was he blonde and wearing an orange jumpsuit?

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Sentrylegend 3

Well yea he's a ninja that's why the police can't find him

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AllegroRubato 16

Whelp, if they could find him then he wouldn't be a very good ninja.

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TwistedShadow 7

I don't see the problem, It would be epic to wake up and see a ninja outside your window every morning

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soldiat_fml 17

This reminds me of that case in the UK where a wanted criminal was brought to the police station by a guy dressed in a Batman outfit. It was caught on tape and the police station and the town tried looking for the identity of the man who brought in the thief, but they were never able to find him.

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Cassandrammorse 0

You may gave a problem with hallucinating :/

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Coolaidegirl 18

shoot him with a blowgun and show him to the cops, or take a pic

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