Love: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:52

thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:53

I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

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RawrRahRawr 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:05

That's what your dumbass gets

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:29

Hey, bro, muscles døn't impress girls, personality does. I knøw of a guy whø has only a little bit of muscle, a faint six pack, yet girls LOVE him because he's funny, kind, silly, and random. By the way, I'm talking about Andy Biersack. That right there is a sexy beast. Also, walking around with no shirt and flexing your muscles screams egotistical asshole attention problems. I can probably beat the crap out of you.

cnparks1990 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:07

u like to think ur so macho but u smell like ball sacks and nachos - song lyrics from the youtube video Adam and Eve on the epicrapbattlesofhistory channel