Love, Cars and Cops: Weird dude of the day

Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 9 August 2023 22:14

have you maybe tried not being a controlling asshole? I would have beaten your ass, no cops needed

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Wednesday 9 August 2023 22:33

What a creep

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 11 August 2023 22:43

Only one question comes to mind: Why did you put an airtag on your girlfriend's car!?

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