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Weird customer of the day

By ChimerV - 15/11/2014 18:20 - France - Champenoux

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:38

"no sir we don't sell dishwashers. but we do sell this state-of-the-art mechanical machine that makes your dishes clean."

nyte_assassin1 11

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:35

You should have said "no we don't sell dishwashers"

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aiyorob 1

Monday 17 November 2014 10:43

No worries, just learn from this situation and act as needed.

HunkyMumbles 27

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:17

That's like walking into a candy shop and asking the cashier, "Do You sell candy?".

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