We've all done it

By tamralee - 25/10/2019 04:00

Today, I scrubbed a spot on a glass window in my house for several minutes. After finally giving up, I realized the spot was on the opposite side of the glass. I wasn't even high. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 October 2019 5:07

You should probably get high and pretend that is when you did the scrubbing. It's less embarrassing for all of us.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 25 October 2019 5:07

You should probably get high and pretend that is when you did the scrubbing. It's less embarrassing for all of us.

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