Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Waste

Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...

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3 years too long soul sister :)

Comments

biglittlehead 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:08

go find the batteries?

biglittlehead 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:11

Go get some batteries for your over used vibrator ;)

sexxme 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:08

The first time doesn't always turn out the way you expect it, unfortunately. Give it another try, practice makes perfect(:

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:23

Hi….

95powerstroke 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:23

He should be bashing that

Laxplayer1515 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:04

Is he gay??

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 1 September 2011 3:22

He just needs more match fitness. Schedule more games.

KH800 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 6:11

Crap, this got posted fast! :O This is mine, and I'd just like to say three things: A) He's a tall skinny guy, in shape B) It was his choice to wait, not mine C) I would have been on top but when he stopped, he didn't just stop, he got up and got a drink. LOL

deemoneyy 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:41

Do you realize how difficult it must have been to pump his hips after not doing it for three years? Why don't you get a pillow and get on top of it like he was with you and pump for two minutes....