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Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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I'm coming !

ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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Anticlimax

feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Heavybreather - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Athens

Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML

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Some people are into that sort of thing

Anonymous - 14/07/2023 03:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML

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RyanM - 13/02/2011 09:01 - Canada

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

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pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Noname - 10/03/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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Sensual moment

Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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NotMyDay5 13

Saturday 30 November 2013 5:30

At least someone Came... For help

mpsteve137 15

Saturday 30 November 2013 5:27

What a sight that must of been for whoever came to your rescue.

martin8337 35

Saturday 30 November 2013 23:49

Whst? Back to back perhaps?

Queen_of_Night 20

Sunday 1 December 2013 1:44

At least you didn't have to explain to the paramedics why you were naked.

infinite_love_ 8

Sunday 1 December 2013 5:05

This is a warning to were guy that has asthma and likes to ********** -.-

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 1 December 2013 5:19

Some things you don't need to share with the entire world, and what you do in the shower besides washing is one of them. Gross.

nopasanada 3

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:19

jajajajajajaja funny. ..I never thought that could happend

hatemyluck 15

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:39

Hey, you're making your parents' water bill rise.

Animekid126 13

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:29

Probably got a serious case of blue balls too...

wobbles69 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 18:34

Did someone actually come and help you?

Cuteroxx 17

Monday 2 December 2013 8:33

you need medication!

AddleBoy 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:34

Does having asthma while pleasuring oneself count as a type of auto-erotic asphyxiation?

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