Intimacy: Turned on

Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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By MrAries - 02/03/2016 11:45 - United States

Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

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Cream filled? Lol

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AgaveLoco 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:54

Had never heard of donuts fetishism!

sharksforever 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:58

XD wow haha

garcb91 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:00

Gotta love cops

PapaButel 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:04

Don't worry mate, there's room in this world for doughmosexuals like yourself. Just remember it gets better.

grace12898 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:07

Yes, I'd like that donut with EXTRA ******, please.

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:09

Wow

hapetreefriend 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:33

Wow

FakeDoor 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:39

Just after some sweet, sugary donut hole.

candiixxoo 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:45

Wow someone needs to get laid. Haha. :)

tara805 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:50

Happens all the time!

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