Tough Day By FML Videos - 03/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Please don't make me get up. agreeclassic 310 vote type 1 100 Share Tweet Share
Today, after I put my friend's birthday in my phone wrong when we first met, I sent him a "Happy Birthday" on the wrong day, thinking it was the day after. I genuinely apologized and changed it. He then sent me an aggressive text about how I’m a bad friend, and won’t be coming to MY birthday party. I’ve apologized 12 times. FML agreeclassic 494 vote type 1 103
Today, I'd practiced for a slam poetry night all day. When I got up on stage, I forgot all of it and, for some reason, and my brain refused to improvise around my planned themes, so I launched into a totally unrelated rant about how confusing microwaves are. FML agreeclassic 330 vote type 1 217
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML agreeclassic 73 357 vote type 1 11 656
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML agreeclassic 4 662 vote type 1 471
Today, my husband’s dream has always been to have a big family. I however cannot physically or mentally handle having any more. He’s now threatening to hire a surrogate to continue pumping out babies for him. We already have 8. FML agreeclassic 1 084 vote type 1 135
Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML agreeclassic 50 674 vote type 1 16 482