Intimacy: Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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guys an ass but at least be wasn't a complete bastard.

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