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By igotsbadluck - 17/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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paolino_fml 18

Friday 31 October 2014 20:47

Have a happy seven years

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:24

I'm sorry but that's just ridiculous. What the hell were you thinking? ydi.

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