Miscellaneous: Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached...

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

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YummieYogurt 0

Monday 1 August 2011 21:33

disturbing

ashlyn88 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:18

DrCocorevenge 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:15

shit in his hand

naori 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:11

I wonder how that's possible he must have seen you pee too

tuffblade1331 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:32

Reach back, take his shoe, and say that your even

vcolvin 0

Friday 18 November 2011 2:23

What the hell! I would have stepped on their hand.

tfb4u 8

Friday 2 March 2012 1:49

Creepy

Battleking142 11

Friday 6 September 2013 10:53

Haha, that sucks. Steal it back next time!

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