Miscellaneous: Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally... - FML

By Intoxicunt - 01/08/2010 18:51 - United States

Today, while tubing down the river, we stopped for lunch. I accidentally left my shoes on the sand when we left. I had to walk two miles through dense woods with no trail and no shoes. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Monday 2 August 2010 2:22

I did NOT go back to get them! God, can you people NOT read? Read ALL of the other comments where I explain what happened. I'll repeat it. I did not go back for them. Again, I did not go back for them. How many times do I have to ******* say it!?!?

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perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:27

Why didn't you just tube right back up the river, like a salmon? That would have been some great exercise and easier on your poor, delicate, bare feet.

xesyeso 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:30

well atleast your shoes didnt get dirty! :D

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 4 August 2020 12:31

The OP is pissed, their comments are better than the FML. Quite entertaining to read them get angrier and angrier the more people joke about this. Please carry on 🍿

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