Health, Spiders and Animals: Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought...

By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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Tsunami87 17

Saturday 5 May 2012 12:19

When is it ever wise to throw a bottle at a living thing?

itssosparkly 21

Saturday 5 May 2012 12:27

"I thought it would be wise." You know it's a YDI when...

Comments

ProdigyJoker 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 5:16

Instead of trying to kill it, why don't you kindly remove it and release it outside.

jdizz16 16

Sunday 6 May 2012 7:03

"Mistakes have been made" LOL XD

ifeelhatedlol 0

Monday 7 May 2012 0:04

Gotta love newton

naulty 0

Monday 7 May 2012 2:25

Hey spiders don't **** around they will mess you up

jayhawkchik 4

Monday 7 May 2012 3:00

Karma is so cool when it works.

nervozaur 1

Monday 7 May 2012 20:44

More like plotting its revenge.

bubbleslovescats 1

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:20

Hehehe smarty pants :D

roskoe89 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 14:55

Sounds like a serious problem

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:45

YDI for killing(Or attemtping to) a living being just because it is scary. Don't you know you can put a cup over it, slide a piece of paper under the cup, and then carry it outside like that?