Intimacy: Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar...

By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML

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third_planet 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:15

Where's the FML?

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Pics or gtfo.

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Ketsuhime 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 1:55

haha fav XD

boydeee01 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:58

haha, same here. just because of the name

Propayne 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 1:59

Hit it and quit it #10 is gay

2npac 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:08

Cougar implies hot older woman. So y the hell is this an fml?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 9:33

What's wrong with hitting that? What are you gay or just don't like sex?

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:09

Pics or gtfo.

YDI_King 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:11

please don't let me be #10

third_planet 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:15

Where's the FML?

abbylolz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Joshnona 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 7:09

It amazes me how people refuse to read things thoroughly and then comment on them like they have a complete understanding as to how advice should be given.