Miscellaneous: Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple...

By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 8:35

Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it

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Monday 6 February 2012 8:36

In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food

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SMDhaterzFML 2

Monday 6 February 2012 23:42

He has to eat somehow.

EduJav321 24

Monday 6 February 2012 23:46

Hes a hobo, its understandable

fanna_banana89 0

Monday 6 February 2012 23:50

Oh my god u had 2 c him eat it and he doesnt have a place 2 go tonight yeah fyl

JohnnyBr4v0 3

Monday 6 February 2012 23:58

Grosss!! It madr me gag when i read it

DFlames 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:11

DANG!!!

juneashleighb 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:41

Ew I was eating when I read that -__-

Z3RO458 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:55

Sounds like free food to me.

cowgirlonacid 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:46

wow..just wow

OHai15 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:46

Desperate times call for desperate.....oh wait he eat it?!.........oh thats nasty (in my cleveland voice) (-_-)

kathleenJoyce 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:13

That's sickkkk

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