Intimacy: Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was...

By lissysue1 - 12/07/2012 19:23 - United States - Green Bay

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML

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Friday 13 July 2012 0:45

Did reading this make anyone else yawn?

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dmigedcnbprtty 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 0:37

Bite his tongue :D that'll wake him up!

kristnschrm 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:56

Time for a new boyfriend.

kayleeann45 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:13

Omg that sucks

scottsteiner 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:39

you must suck...really bad then

truerebel 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:53

How were you "making out" if you weren't French kissing anyway?

PowerPanda_fml 3

Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:22

Bite him.

Flowsidon 6

Friday 20 July 2012 4:18

Maybe it's a sign he wants to get in bed with you? Lol

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:42

Fun fact: In France they call a "French kiss" an "English kiss" as opposing to us americans!

ShatteredRubiks 16

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:59

That's actually a myth.

xsarax_fml 10

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:40

No biggie just change it up and turn him on another way! :)

sgstephyluv 2

Wednesday 25 September 2013 17:24

Aw lol

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